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Terms & Conditions

Hello new and old customers. This section of the site will go over most things you may want to know.


Shipping is sent out in the order it was received. If you order on a Monday you may not go out until the following week depending on how many people are in front of you in line.  

If you are out of the country ( USA) we can hold your order until it hits 100 or there is a 12.00 shipping charge. Out of country shipping is very expensive and many companies no longer offer it. 

When we give you tracking it’s after we went to the post office. Emailing me that the tracking doesn’t work will not get a response as it can be found here. Tracking can take a day to update with USPS. 


We ship using USPS. If your out of the country and want Fedex be prepared to pay at least 120.00. We make no money off of it, it’s actually what it costs, sometimes more.


Emailing us on Tuesday when you bought on Monday will get your IP banned. Please use logic, we can’t flap our wings and personally deliver it to you next day. We don’t work weekends. I don’t run an internment camp and my employees must be happy and mentally healthy.  


The use of items other than how they are supposed to be used is not recommended. Here is a real life example.   Dee Dee the ring is stuck in my butt, what do I do?  ell... you might have to fish it out but I’m not giving an already brain dead idiot medical advice!

38.00 items are wear and go.  You might not get what’s in the picture on those 38.00 items. We do a lot of them in various forms. It’s not a bait and switch as it should be above every listing. If not please notify me.


If you’re mentally deficient or mentally handicapped, we treat everyone the same.  If you can push a buy button you can adhere to the rules of the website. Telling me your legally insane will not have me issue you a refund. If you tell me you have multiple personalities and the personality emailing me didn’t buy it, you best get in touch with the one who did! Remember, all inclusive! No one left behind! No one is coming to live with me! Don’t even ask! After Donkey Jaws my charitable behavior has been flushed into the septic!


Please, Please, Please when you email me give me the name you ordered under. Many of you use these made up cutesy tootsie names and I’m just not about that fake life. To each his own but when you want me find your order and you sign your name Black wizard who dangles his dingle in the moonlight among elves, I can’t find that! I need your real name, the name you ordered with! This site is for grown ups living a grown up life. Hand holding. I can’t do it. If you are a exceptionally needy person it’s best you go to one of the sites where they can chat with you all day, I can’t. They will stroke your ego and make you feel special, I’m honestly just not good at it.  Serious people with issues they need to talk about, I AM here to help you.


This website is for entertainment purposes only because I can’t prove to the world jack-all!  There is a chat on this website. If I see it pop up or I’m not driving, sleeping, eating or engaging in some other pleasures I will answer. Thank you for understanding. Let’s keep it real, Dee Dee




Terms and Conditions

Please read these terms and conditions ("terms and conditions", "terms") carefully before using
Miracles & Marvels website (“website”, "service") operated by Miracles & Marvels ("us", 'we", "our").


Conditions of use

By using this website, you certify that you have read and reviewed this Agreement and that you
agree to comply with its terms. If you do not want to be bound by the terms of this Agreement,
you are advised to leave the website accordingly. Miracles & Marvels only grants use and access of this
website, its products, and its services to those who have accepted its terms.


Privacy policy

Before you continue using our website, we advise you to read our privacy policy regarding our user data collection.

It will help you better understand our practices.


Age restriction

You must be at least 18 (eighteen) years of age before you can use this website. By using this
website, you warrant that you are at least 18 years of age and you may legally adhere to this
Agreement. Miracles & Marvels assumes no responsibility for liabilities related to age misrepresentation.


Intellectual property

You agree that all materials, products, and services provided on this website are the property of
Miracles & Marvels, its affiliates, directors, officers, employees, agents, suppliers, or licensors including all
copyrights, trade secrets, trademarks, patents, and other intellectual property. You also agree
that you will not reproduce or redistribute Miracles & Marvel’s intellectual property in any way,
including electronic, digital, or new trademark registrations.
You grant Miracles & Marvels a royalty-free and non-exclusive license to display, use, copy, transmit, and
broadcast the content you upload and publish. For issues regarding intellectual property claims,
you should contact the company in order to come to an agreement.


User accounts

As a user of this website, you may be asked to register with us and provide private information.
You are responsible for ensuring the accuracy of this information, and you are responsible for
maintaining the safety and security of your identifying information. You are also responsible for
all activities that occur under your account or password.
If you think there are any possible issues regarding the security of your account on the website,
inform us immediately so we may address them accordingly.
We reserve all rights to terminate accounts, edit or remove content and cancel orders at our sole


Applicable law

By visiting this website, you agree that the laws of the New Jersey without regard to principles of
conflict laws, will govern these terms and conditions, or any dispute of any sort that might come
between Miracles & Marvels and you, or its business partners and associates.



Any dispute related in any way to your visit to this website or to products you purchase from us
shall be arbitrated by state or federal court of New Jersey and you consent to exclusive jurisdiction
and venue of such courts.



You agree to indemnify Miracles & Marvels and its affiliates and hold Miracles & Marvels harmless against legal claims
and demands that may arise from your use or misuse of our services. We reserve the right to
select our own legal counsel.


Limitation on liability

Miracles & Marvels is not liable for any damages that may occur to you as a result of your misuse of our



Miracles & Marvels reserves the right to edit, modify, and change this Agreement at any time. We shall let
our users know of these changes through electronic mail. This Agreement is an understanding
between Miracles & Marvels and the user, and this supersedes and replaces all prior agreements regarding
the use of this website.

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