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THE RING OF THE NORTHERN SORCERER  
One Ring. One Berserker. One Saint Who Sold His Soul and Took It Back.
Forged in blood and frost, this ring does not merely contain power; it imprisons an ancient Berserker warlock who devoured every secret of the forbidden Book of Saint Cyprian before he was bound forever inside the metal. His rage, his sorcery, his unbreakable will; all of it now answers to the finger that dares to wear him.
When the ring slides home, you inherit every power he ever wielded:
THE BERSERKER’S PRIMORDIAL GIFTS
- Bear-shirt fury: become unstoppable in battle, immune to pain, fear, and normal weapons  
- Wolf-coat invisibility: vanish from sight while you stalk or strike  
- The red mist: enter a trance where time slows and every enemy’s weakness screams at you  
- Deathless regeneration: wounds close as fast as they open, even mortal blows shrugged off in minutes  
- The howl that shatters steel and breaks minds
THE BLACK BOOK OF SAINT CYPRIAN – EVERY SPELL HE MASTERED
- The Prayer of the Black Goat: speak it once and demons kneel  
- The irrevocable pact: command Lucifer’s own legions without paying the price (the Berserker already paid it for you)  
- The Cape of Saint Cyprian: true invisibility that fools angels and devils alike  
- The Trembling Prayer: make the earth quake beneath cities  
- Treasure-vision: buried gold glows through stone and soil  
- The Thirteen Black Cats invocation: thirteen spectral killers that obey only you  
- Skull-scrying with the dead who cannot lie  
- Love that binds forever, hate that kills in seven days  
- The chain of Asmodeus and Astaroth: unbreakable demonic servitude  
- Curses that rebound on your enemies if they even try to retaliate  
- Human-fat candles that burn for a thousand nights and show the future  
- The ritual that lets you walk out of your own grave if someone dares kill you
One man once wore this ring.  
He toppled kingdoms, seduced saints, and made devils beg.  
Then he vanished, taking half of Europe’s gold with him.
Now the ring has surfaced again.
It chooses its master. Trust me it does. Who it chooses has the money for it and gets it first. 
Slide it on.  
Feel the Berserker wake inside your bones.  
Feel Saint Cyprian’s forbidden wisdom flood your veins like black fire.
And remember:  
Once it’s on, it never comes off unless you want it to.
The ring is awake.  The ring is alive. The ring will never hurt you. The ring is sterling silver and a size almost 11. You do not need to wear it on a finger. You may wear it in a chain.
It is hungry.  
It is looking for a hand worthy of its wrath and its miracles.
Will it be yours?